A Cool Little Place

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via auraseer)

amoying:

im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me

(via auraseer)

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

(via actlikenooneiswatching)

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

(via actlikenooneiswatching)

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

(via auraseer)

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

I see this:

NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via auraseer)

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

(via auraseer)

• Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
• Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
• Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
• Parents : No one communicates with their children
• Parents : It's all about communication
• Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
• Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
• Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.

sluttyoliveoil:

poopflow:

poopflow:

arrest

you’re

you’re under arrest

for this joke

(via teacupinastorm)